Possessed of iron will, but often lacking a sense of humor. Helpful with doing dishes, finding cd's and lifts home. Probably in need of several stiff drinks!
Tipsy
The usual signs are a flushed face, stupid grin, loud voice and a profound love for mankind. The sufferer is increadibly deep, intelligent and insightful but prone to giggle.
Plastered
Extremely generous, loud and confident. Suffering from verbal diarrhea and a belief the he/she can drink anyone under the table.
Drunk
Suffering from vision, hearing & speech impairment, with an insatiable appetite for pizza. Will do anything that moves. Possessing an illogical belief that he/she is gorgeous despite dribbling and slobbering.
Wasted
Invincible but incapable. Suffering from extreme loss of balance, co-ordination and sex appeal. Liable to sleep anywhere. Babbling incoherently with loss of most bodily functions.
Hung-over
Suffering from near death like state, often catatonic and always with a pounding headache. Unbalanced with no sense of humor. Needs total silence and another drink.
fun /fən/
Adjective: Amusing, entertaining, or enjoyable
with /wiT͟H/
Preposition: Accompanied by (another person or thing)
cra·zy /ˈkrāzē/
Adjective: Mentally deranged, esp. as manifested in a wild or aggressive way